Arguably the Party School of the Pony Conference, Pinkamena Pie University, or Pinkie Pie for short, has the largest amount of fraternities and sororities in the six-team league. Famous for its hotel and restaurant management programs and infamous for having too many inebriated professors to mention, Pinkie Pie University is a very liberal institution, with a majority of students voting for the Democatic Party.
Its looseness and easygoing campus life is similar to that of Stanford, but on a smaller scale. Every week, house parties are celebrated in the dorms, where kegs of apple cider from nearby Applejack State are bootlegged in through illicit means. You are not in Pinkie Pie without seeing at least one student outside a building recovering rather graphically from a hangover.
The Major Trouble, coached by Cheerilee, run the Spread Offense. No-huddle is the norm, with an intention to run up the score when possible. Defensively, Pinkie Pie utilize the blitz packages heavily in their multiple formation.
At the home games at The Sugarcube Corner Stadium (formerly known as The House Party Stadium), cupcakes are a popular food item and are bought in bulk by the fans.
Pinkie Pie have a rivalry with Applejack State in football. Both teams battle for the Apple Pie, a bronze-cast apple pie with silver-cast bacon strips on top. During this game, fans opt to drink bottles of AppleJack Daniels whisky into a stupor.
Pinkie Pie's secondary rival is Fluttershy College. Both teams battle for The Balloons. Also, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle battle for the Friendship Cup, a 20-pound stainless steel bowl with the logos of both school ingrained on it. Finally, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash battle for the 50 Pound Horseshoe in football.
School Records:
Passing
Passing TD (Game) - 2012 A. Garrison 10
Passing Yds (Game) - 2012 A. Garrison 693
Rushing
Rushing TD (Career) - 2012 T. Parker 56
Rushing TD (Game) - 2012 T. Parker 17
Rushing TD (Season) - 2012 T. Parker 56
Rushing Yards (Game) - 2012 T. Parker 797
Rushing Yards (Season) - 2012 T. Parker 3529
Receiving
Receiving TD (Game) - 2012 A. Burrell 4
Receiving Yards (Game) - 2012 A. Burrell 261
Defensive
Sacks (Career) - 2012 L. Richardson 42.0
Sacks (Game) - 2012 L. Richardson 6.0
Sacks (Season) - 2012 L. Richardson 42.0
NCAA Records:
Team Records:
2012: 7-4 (1-4 WAC)
2013: 9-4 (1-4 WAC)
2014: 10-3 (2-3 Pony)
2015: 10-3 (2-3 Pony)
2016: 9-4 (1-4 Pony)
2017: 11-2 (4-1 Pony)
2018: 4-8 (2-3 Pony)
2019: 8-5 (3-2 Pony)
2020: 3-9 (0-5 Pony)
2021: 5-7 (2-3 Pony)
2022: 6-6 (0-5 Pony)
2023: 8-4 (2-3 Pony)
Bowl Victories:
2013 Poinsettia Bowl Champions
2014 Independence Bowl Champions
2015 New Mexico Bowl Champions
2016 Sheraton Hawaii Bowl Champions
2018 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl Champions
School Replaces: New Mexico State
We are from Pinkie Pie.
We are the boys from Pinkie Pie.
We're the team that never lets you down.
We're the only team your party knows.
We've got your number,
And you're in trouble, right on the double,
Because you know that you've been playing
Against the famous Pinkie Pie!
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