Oh, those based ponies...

Oh, those based ponies...

By Shaun Sum Ting Wong
Ponyville Express
November 1, 2016

Ponies. Ponies everywhere.

The Pony Conference is college football's not-so-best-kept secret, and all six of its teams are at the forefront of the conference's success in the sports. Applejack State is the top team so far, according to the polls. Perennial national championship contender Twilight Sparkle is second, Rainbow Dash is third, and Rarity is fourth. Fluttershy is ranked 13th, while Pinkie Pie is a Top 15 team.

The success of the Pony Conference over the past few years has people wondering what the talent of the conference will be once all those seniors on all six teams graduate. That's why all the recruiting wars have each of the six schools play a major role in taking the best players out of the power conferences such as the SEC, Pac-12, Big XII, Big 10 and ACC.

"It's unbelievable how the talent of the Pony Conference keeps getting better and better," said conference commissioner Iron Will in his proselytizing voracity of rhetoric. "We are on this up. Watch out, A-Mare-Ica, the Pony Conference is ready to make Brony Football Fans out of everypony!"

"I hope we can continue to pull off surprise victories against all the other big names in college football in the future," said Twilight Sparkle coach M.A. Larson. "We're known for being successful in that aspect. We're just getting started in that aspect.

"I'm not pleased that AJ is now at the top, but we'll set things right once we face them later this year."