Despite Tea Party Scandal, Big MacIntosh to remain Knockers coach
By Rawls Jennet
The Orchard
June 27, 2012
An unusual circumstance happened at Apple Acres when Applejack State head coach was caught having a tea party with one of Twilight Sparkle's rag dolls named Smartypants.
"Uh, Big Mac, what are you doing?" Apple Bloom asked a flustered Big MacIntosh.
"I can explain, Apple Bloom!" he replied. "I can...I can...AAAAAAHHHHH!" And he headed back to the orchard to do some work.
Despite the rather childish nature of the Appleknockers coach, athletic director Braeburn was adamant that MacIntosh would remain the coach of the football team.
"He's made mistakes at least once in his life," he said at a press conference. "It doesn't make him any less of a stallion, though.
"He was just finding his inner foal, and sometimes that happens to even the best of us. We think he will make a great coach for the Knockers."
The news embarrassed the founder of the university, Applejack.
"Of all the...I can't believe my brother likes tea parties!" Applejack exclaimed. "Is he...is he turning into a mare!?"
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