Two players leaving Twilight Sparkle, new coordinators hired

Two players leaving Twilight Sparkle, new coordinators hired

By Chris Jones
The Daily Twilight
January 14, 2020

The offensive line of the defending national champions might be a little thin next year. Right guard Alex Elbert and center Jimmy Larsen have elected to transfer from Twilight Sparkle University and play for Oregon and LSU, respectively.

"I don't feel like I'm part of the team," Elbert said. "I need a fresh start."
"Sorry, I gotta do what's best for my friends and family," Larsen added. "I'm leaving."
"We are very disappointed that Alex and Jimmy have elected to leave Twilie but we wish them well," said Twilight Sparkle Unicorns head football coach M.A. Larson. "We will consider scheduling Oregon and LSU next year, but only if they are nationally ranked."

In other news, offensive coordinator Berry Punch and defensive coordinator Brian Stewart have taken their trade elsewhere. Replacing Punch at offense coordinator is Haruka Takayama while Yuu Sonoda replaces Stewart as defensive coordinator. At the age of 22, Takayama and Sonoda are the youngest coordinators in college football.